So...I finally added some new pictures...see way at the bottom. I thought I was getting huge...but now that I look at the pictures...Loki is getting out of control! Its crazy to see how thick he has gotten. I bet he is saying the same thing about me. Hahaha.
All is going well. Just truckin along. Today marks the first day of my 3rd trimester. Its crazy how fast things are going now.
I am still confused though. Somehow I am at 7 months today, but still have almost 3 months to go since our due date is July 23rd. Lets hope that is when he comes. Please, please, please...not more than 1 week past my due date. That would be AWFUL!
It never ceases to amaze me. The bigger I get, the more creepy people feel like I am their friend.
Yesterday I went to Bank of America to get cash since some dumbass tried to use my card number to buy $400 worth of labels from USPS...yes, $400 worth of labels. Dude, if you are going to steal my card, at least buy something cool like a bike or I Pod or something. Jeeez. So...back to my story. I am leaving B of A and the security guard outside says: "When are you due?" Which is perfectly fine...but as soon as I tell him he begins to tell me that I am having a girl because of the way I am carrying HIM. I politely said..."O, I already found out...its a boy." And would you believe this silly security guard with 4 teeth in his head proceeds to tell me that I am wrong and that we are having a girl. I was 2 seconds off saying..."excuse me, I saw his penis, and what do you know anyway...you dont even know how to brush your teeth. Thank you." But, of course I couldnt be mean, so I didnt say anything other than..."well, you never know" as he creepily followed me to my car. Heck, who knows, he could be right due to some crazy security guard reasoning. Somehow I doubt it though.
And today I went to go do my glucose test and get some other blood test done at Kaiser and this lady plops down next to me and sighs REEEEAL loud. I knew she wanted me to look up from my Pet Healthy magazine and say HI...but I didnt. Then she leans over and says..."So, when are you due?" I tell her July and within 3 minutes I learned this ladies entire life story. It was awesome! I learned that she was there at Kaiser today for a pregnancy test, which was negative. I learned that she had her first child when she was 35 and she only had it because her Croatian husband wouldnt marry her unless she got pregnant. Apparently he MADE her show him the pregnancy test stick to prove it. Then I learned that they tried for a second child 6 months after her first was born, but couldnt conceive (she thinks because of her age and I think its better she didnt :) Then I learned that her Croatian mother in law is depressed and tried to kill herself because her husband of 40 years recently died. I also learned that car rides apparently cure depression and suicidality because this lady told me she "cured" her mother in law by taking her out for a car ride once a week. O, and I also learned that her son questions everything she does and she thinks he has ADD. Shocking.
Anyway...now that I have completely ripped two people apart who were probably just lonely and trying to be nice....please dont think bad of me. I really am a nice person. I guess I am just more cautious/defensive these days since it seems like everyone has a comment. Oh well, at least it makes for a good laugh.
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