There is one strange thing that has been happening for about the past 2 weeks that is not in ANY of the baby books and has certainly never been mentioned to me by any pregnant women...
I am apparently at the stage of pregnancy where my butt/hips are so big and my belly poppin so far out that it feels like my clothes are on backwards. Thats right, BACKWARDS!
I know, I know...it sounds weird. But you know that feeling when you put a t-shirt on backwards. It feels all snug in the wrong places...through the shoulders and in the neck area. And if you've ever put a pair of pants on backwards (not jeans obviously) it feels like the front of your pants hugs your knees and the back of the pants stick too closely to your butt. Its definitely a weird feeling. Well, thats what my regular clothes feel like.
It obviously doesnt feel that way when I am wearing the required uniform of maternity wear, rather, it happens mostly when I wear regular t-shirts and old soccer shorts or my adidas sweat pants.
It is the strangest feeling ever. I seriously have to keep checking my labels to make sure that they arent in the front of my clothes.
One day I kept asking Nick...are you sure this shirt is on right. He must have thought I was going crazy. I know I was.
This one should definitely be added to the baby books. For sure.
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Yeah, the gigantic boobs after pregnancy thing weirded me out the first time. I mean it's logical and everything, but dang! But you know, what goes up, must come down eventually...so enjoy them while you have them...that's all I'm saying=)
wow, that other comment sucks. no offense to Anonymous. i guess we'll know her when we see low flying boobs eh?
love this one. I haven't gotten to read them much because now my computer has a virus - like i did. Only spyware purging did not help me. At tahoe city library at 4 p.m. on a wednesday with all the other 70 year olds. Tonight we have bingo.
Lately I keep putting my underwear on backwards cause I'm in a rush. Is that the same?
No offense taken, I just meant, going from a post pregnancy 34F back to a B or C. You must not have kids.
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